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baracknobama:

they dont even sell garages at garage sales

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bethmai:

congratulations on reading the book before it was made into a film

you win: nothing

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larrycoincidences:

do you ever have a plan for the day and suddenly it’s 4pm and you’ve achieved literally nothing 

ignwhore:

*teacher hands you test*
“sorry I’m not interested”

artvevo:

be cool 2 ur pets. they have a very small life and u r a god to them. guide them through their life like a really cool tour guide and leave them with the best impression of earth

paulyoptosaurus:

trying to put my bedsheets on by myself is like wrestling with satan

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nicevagina:

if a girl is mean to you just tell her she has bad eyebrows 

shouldnt:

when you have a lot of homework and not enough time

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kimpissible:

THERE IS ACTUALLY NOT A BETTER FEELING THEN TO HAVE A BESTFRIEND WHO ALSO THINKS OF U AS THEIR BESTFRIEND

whatdat:

school supply list:

  • headphones
  • portable charger
  • knife